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Life's much too short for so much sorrow.
We're all just stories in the end.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
I know everything. I'm the devil.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
All men must die. But we are not men.
I threw my pie for you.
Either crown me or kiss my ass.
900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Don't be a hater, dear.

keeping it real since 1963
my mom took away my computer so i can only get on at school help
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earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

pixeflutters:

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gangstatier:

anya-onymous:

According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.

Babies are rude and ignorant.

fuck babies

dont fuck babies

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Hello I'm the Doctor and you've met Clara she was supposed to be having a nice day out, still it's early yet.