Life's much too short for so much sorrow.
We're all just stories in the end.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
I know everything. I'm the devil.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
All men must die. But we are not men.
I threw my pie for you.
Either crown me or kiss my ass.
900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Don't be a hater, dear.