Kitties Tea Equal Rights PRIDE
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Life's much too short for so much sorrow.
We're all just stories in the end.
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
I know everything. I'm the devil.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
All men must die. But we are not men.
I threw my pie for you.
Either crown me or kiss my ass.
900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Don't be a hater, dear.

keeping it real since 1963

heartless:

acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn’t ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit 

hellugh:

"i dont like you"

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"your rooms a mess"

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"you failed the test"

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"i hate that type of music"

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”